According to the Beetlejuice Handbook for the Recently Deceased Sneakers, live people ignore the strange and unusual. But [creepy distant expression and eyeroll] I, myself am strange and unusual. Therefore, I shall draw a door and knock three times…or just, like, click “Add to Cart”…and these Beetlejuice Handbook for the Recently Deceased Sneakers will be mine!
If you want to make an even Beetlejuicier statement with your footwear, or need a holiday gift for the film’s biggest fan, you can also go with the Handbook for the Recently Deceased’s companion Beetlesuit-striped sneaks with purple laces, neon green soles, and sandworm accents.
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